Don't let the door hit you in the ass

It's official. The Black Hole of Suck is done. Neifi Perez, is no longer a Detroit Tiger. He has filed for free agency.

Dude, you sucked...

TBHoS will not be missed by the Tigers, their fans, the local media, and anyone that thinks baseball should be played with even a modicum of skill. I wish TBHoS good luck in his future endeavors, as long as those endeavors take place as far away from Detroit as humanly possible.

MLB gives the Tigers a competitive advantage over the rest of the AL

The Detroit Tigers just got a little bit better this morning....

In fact, the Tigers got considerably better. Not in thanks to their calling up Ryan Raburn from Toledo. Turns out that move was made in response to MLB suspending Neifi Perez for 25 games (!) for testing positive for a banned stimulant.

Neifi Perez, Tigers tweaker

The Office of the Commissioner of Baseball announced today that infielder Neifi Perez of the Detroit Tigers has been suspended 25 games, effective immediately, for testing positive for a banned Stimulant in violation of Major League Baseball's Joint Drug Prevention and Treatment Program.

NEIFI PEREZ?! If he's on the greenies, they sure as Hell can't be all that stimulating.

In other MLB news, expect every other team to begin slipping Mickey's full of amphetamines to the 25th man on their rosters, in an attempt to free up valuable roster space.

I expect Craig Monroe and Jason Grilli to be the next Tigers to test positive. Soon...