What do you call a coach who continually pounds the rock? Fired.
Who put a LolRod on the Jumbotron?!
What has 6 eyes, but can't see? The Lions' coaching triumvirate of Rod Marinelli, Joe Barry and Jim Colletto.
Why did Rod Marinelli fire Mike Martz? Martz wouldn't pound the rock. (Wait a sec...that's the damn truth!)