The Rod Marinelli jokes of the day!

Rod Marinelli walks into a bar ....OUCH !!!!! Then he starts pounding the rock.

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A Scotsman, Italian, and Rod Marinelli are in a bar.
They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place.

Then the Scotsman says, "Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, back in Glasgow, there's a better one. At MacDougal's, you buy a drink, you buy another drink, and MacDougal himself will buy your third drink!"

The others agree that sounds like a good place.

Then the Italian says, "Yeah,that's a nice bar, but where I come from, there's a better one. Over in Venice, there's this place, Vito's. At Vito's, you buy a drink, Vito buys you a drink. You buy another drink, Vito buys you another drink."

Everyone agrees that sounds like a great bar.

Then Rod Marinelli says, "You think that's great? Where I come from in Detroit, there's this place called Murphy's. At Murphy's, you buy a drink, then you pound the rock!

No one thinks that sounds like a great bar...

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Rod Marinelli walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for the bartender.

The bartender walks up, hands Rod a menu, waits a while, and comes back to take his order. "What'll it be?" the bartender says.

Rod says, "I think I'll pound the rock." "Well, I'm sorry sir, but this is a bar, we don't pound rocks here. Now, I'll let you look a bit longer and wave when you know what you want."

Rod looks at the menu, then waves the bartender down. "OK, you got your order?" Rod nods, saying, "I'll think I'll pound the rock."

The bartender, kind of peeved by Rod's demands says, "Look, we don't have any rocks here. This is a bar. We don't pound the rock, so what will you have?!"

Rod looks at him in the eyes and says, "I'll pound the rock."

The bartender, enraged, shouts, "If you ask to pound the rock one more time I'm going to nail your ass to the barstool!!"

The bartender cools off a bit. "Now what will you have?!" Rod asks, "Got any nails?" "OF COURSE WE DON'T HAVE ANY NAILS! WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS? A HARDWARE STORE?"

"Good, can I pound the rock?"