Sunday, October 05, 2008

Chicago Bears @ Detroit Lions - Final thoughts: I recommend a scorched earth policy

I try to give myself a few hours before I post my final thoughts, as the Lions so thoroughly piss me off, my only thoughts would be FIRE (name of coach here) for paragraphs at a time.

Today, it's happened. I've snapped. 3 hours after another Lions loss, one of the most lopsided and pitiful in memory, I'M STILL PISSED! PISSED BEYOND BELIEF!

So..

FIRE MARINELLI! FIRE MARINELLLI! FIRE MARINELLI! FIRE MARINELLI! FIRE MARINELLI! FIRE MARINELLI! FIRE MARINELLI! FIRE MARINELLI! FIRE MARINELLI! FIRE MARINELLI! FIRE MARINELLI! FIRE MARINELLI! FIRE MARINELLI! FIRE MARINELLI! FIRE MARINELLI! FIRE MARINELLI! FIRE MARINELLI! FIRE MARINELLI! FIRE MARINELLI! FIRE MARINELLI! FIRE MARINELLI! FIRE MARINELLI! FIRE MARINELLI! FIRE MARINELLI! FIRE MARINELLI! FIRE MARINELLI! FIRE MARINELLI! FIRE MARINELLI! FIRE MARINELLI! FIRE MARINELLI!

Also...

FIRE THE SON-IN-LAW! FIRE THE SON-IN-LAW! FIRE THE SON-IN-LAW! FIRE THE SON-IN-LAW! FIRE THE SON-IN-LAW! FIRE THE SON-IN-LAW! FIRE THE SON-IN-LAW! FIRE THE SON-IN-LAW! FIRE THE SON-IN-LAW! FIRE THE SON-IN-LAW! FIRE THE SON-IN-LAW! FIRE THE SON-IN-LAW! FIRE THE SON-IN-LAW! FIRE THE SON-IN-LAW! FIRE THE SON-IN-LAW! FIRE THE SON-IN-LAW! FIRE THE SON-IN-LAW! FIRE THE SON-IN-LAW! FIRE THE SON-IN-LAW! FIRE THE SON-IN-LAW! FIRE THE SON-IN-LAW! FIRE THE SON-IN-LAW! FIRE THE SON-IN-LAW! FIRE THE SON-IN-LAW!

And...

BENCH PICKNA SHITNA KITNA! BENCH PICKNA SHITNA KITNA! BENCH PICKNA SHITNA KITNA! BENCH PICKNA SHITNA KITNA! BENCH PICKNA SHITNA KITNA! BENCH PICKNA SHITNA KITNA! BENCH PICKNA SHITNA KITNA! BENCH PICKNA SHITNA KITNA! BENCH PICKNA SHITNA KITNA! BENCH PICKNA SHITNA KITNA! BENCH PICKNA SHITNA KITNA! BENCH PICKNA SHITNA KITNA! BENCH PICKNA SHITNA KITNA! BENCH PICKNA SHITNA KITNA!

I'd add FIRE COLLETTO!, but someone has to coach the team. He blew as a head coach (ask any Boilermakers fan), but a head coach all the same.


Yes, I am fully aware my current feelings towards the clusterfuck known as the Lions are totally irrational. BUT I DON'T FUCKING CARE!

I ended my live blogging with the following, and I want to say it again, because it totally encapsulates my feelings tonight.

I don't care who, I want someone PUNISHED. With fucking malice.

I'll have more later, after the fog of HATE clears.

3 comments:

  1. What a disaster. I was watching this fiasco with a friend, and she asked, about midway through the first, why I was cheering for a big gainer by the Bears. Moral Victory, she was told. The game was obviously out of hand, thus the Team would go 0-4. No shot at the playoffs, so it's time now to play for a massive overhaul of the Franchise.

    I also explained to her that week 5 is about average for me to start praying for a moral victory. She got it.

    By the end of the game, she was also rooting for the Lions.... to get their asses kicked.

    Just embarrassing. As always. You're right, of course. Something must be done, and somebody must pay. Kitna for starters. I think he's done here. Next week is Dan O, and someday soon it's Stanton Time.

    I wonder if they'll pick second or third next year...

    Oh yeah. And I see Miami won again. Tell me again why we didn't want Parcells here?

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  2. Wow. I have no interest in the Lions, and I've seen you unhinged before, but. Wow. Obviously Millen wasn't enough. For your sake, I hope Marinelli is fired and Orlovsky/Stanton/someone can show some hope so you don't completely shut down and blow up Detroit. ps: Go Rams! No longer the worst team in the NFL

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  3. I was unhinged, James, but I've calmed down, thanks. I have to agree the Ram are better than the Lions. I appreciate your comment, as the "blow up Detroit" line made me laugh!

    GTW, I'm with you. It's to the point where you have to root for the Lions to fully implode, have a worst case scenario sort of season. It's out only hope for change. I'm glad your friend realized in rooting against the Lions, you are actually rooting FOR the Lions. It's all about the big picture at this point.

    I just shake my head (well, if I could shake my head) over WCF turning down The Tuna's overtures. Typical, just fucking typical.

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