Green Bay Packers at Detroit Lions: 2nd quarter - Same as it ever was

Kitna starts the 2nd by taking a deep drop...Williams is open deep down the sideline...is gonna be a touchd...nope. Kitna overthrows him. Typical, just God damn typical.

3rd and 10, Kitna drops, Megatron is open on a crossing pattern....and he DROPS the fucking ball. It would have been a sure 1st down. SHITSHITSHIT!

Williams is rubbing off on Johnson...in all the wrong ways.

Packers will take over at their own 18.

JESUS CHRIST! Rogers rolls right, looks DEEP...Jennings is waiting for the ball, WIDE OPEN at the 30! The Lions then look like the fucking Keystone Kops trying to bring him down, as Jennings makes 4 Lions miss before being tackled at the 20. It would have been hysterical, if it wasn't so fucking pitiful.

It's Lumpkin up the gut, he's inside the 10. 1st and goal. 2 Grant runs have the Pack on the brink, 3rd and goal from the Detroit 2.

The Packers spread everyone out, 4 wides in the game. Rogers has planty of time, and hits Donald Driver for the EASY TD.

Packers 14. Lions 0, my blood pressure is 170 over 90.

For a defensive guru, Marinelli has built himself one suck ass defense. Some guru...

The Lions will start on the 20 after a touchback. Touch this, Lions!

Well, so much for establishing the running game, as the Lions will have to try and come from way behind again. Hell, they should be used to it by now.

A short pass and a Smith run have the Lions facing 3rd and 4. FOX shows replays of the Lions dropping passes. Thanks assholes, I really needed to relive their suckitude.

Kitna drops back...holds the ball...shuffles his feet...SACK. Detroit will punt...again.

I HATE THIS FUCKING TEAM!

Seriously, they are bad for my mental health. I need a Xanax. The Lions need something for their menstrual cramps.

Harris gets off a bad punt, Pack starts at their 37. Rogers, without missing a beat, hits Lee in a deep middle seam, down at the Detroit 37. This is getting silly.

A Grant run and Jennings catch has the Pack at the Lions' 30, 3rd and short. Who needs Mr. I'm A Jet Now? Rogers looks damn good so far.

Rogers drops back...has lots of time...looks deep...Nelson has 3 steps on the Lions Brian Kelly...touchdown. The Lions D-backs look at each other, wondering what the fuck just happened. What happened? Be it a blown coverage or just plain suckage, you got burned again, you dimwits! Shit.

21-0 Packers.

FIRE MARINELLI! Please fire someone. Anyone?

The fans ain't happy. Tony just stopped by to vent his spleen in TWFE's comments.

Seriously - what will it take to get Millen fired? This is the most pitiful thing I have ever seen...and i have been a Lions fan for a long time, and have seen a lot of pitiful things.

Fuckin' A, Tony. Fuckin' A.

Arron Rogers stats: 14-17-205-3 TD's. Brett who?

Lions start at their 20. Williams catches an out, is down the sideline, out at the 50! Oh shit, a flag.

Pass interference, Roy Williams. Fucking figures. It just fucking figures.

1st and 20. Make it 1st and 15 after an offsides call. Whatever.

IT's now 3rd adn 10 at the 20.

AHHHHHH SHIT. Kitna fades back...HOLDS IT...HOLDS IT...Throw the ball, you ASS! Sack. Wonderful

Packers break oiff a nice return, but it's coming back. Holding. Shit, I was so looking forward to typing "FIRE KWAN!"

A baseball guru, Ian of Bless You Boys, gives his 2 cents in the comments...

This is unbelievably ugly. Are the Lions going to say they overlooked the Packers and were overconfident this week?

The Detroit Lions are now (and already were) on the clock. Now they just need to make sure Millen and Marinelli aren't around to mess up that pick.

We can only dream, Ian.

Pack start their 30. Just over 4 minutes left in the half.

Amazing...The Lions defense gets a 3 and out. Packers will punt.

What the Hell? Mike Furrey is back to take the kick...And he drops it! Luckily, Lions recover. But why was Furrey even in the game, I thought Middleton was the return man?

A couple of short passes leave the Lions 3rd and short, and we are at the 2 minute warning. I wish someone would have warned me not to watch this Godforsaken team.

We're back, Kitna to Furrey gets the 1st.

IT's Kitna to Furrey again, but there's flags in the Lions' backfield. Illegal shift. Piss ant stuff. WHERE'S THE DISCIPLINE, ROD?

A screen to Smith gets most of it back, he's out of bounds just over the 50. 1:21 left. Williams catches a ball over the middle, down at the Packers' 40 . Yes, he actually held on to the ball. Time out Lions.

Kitna drops, is under pressure AGAIN, throws it away. 2md and 10.

Kitna is back, has to run for his fucking life, gets drilled as he throws it...it's Johnson over the middle, he's down at the 19! Time out, Lions. 0:57 left in the half. Marinelli is yelling for a flag, as Kitna took a shot in the head. He has a good argument.

0:27 left, Kitna rolls right, throws the ball away. 3rd and 2 at the 12. Smith gets a couple, 1st down. Hold it, we have a FLAG!

Jeff Backus, HOLDING. You dumb fuck! Why hold when you need to drive thru your block? It was an easy call, replay shows a blatant hold. Make it 3rd and 12.Overpaid = Backus.

The drive stalls as Kitna looks for Furrey in the end zone, and...of course...overthrows him. Crowd is NOT HAPPY. Neither am I.

0:17 left, Jason Hanson on to kick the figgie from 38 out. At least Hanson knows how to score, as he drills it down the middle. We hear "Gridiron Heroes" in the background. The home crown couldn't give a shit.

21-3 Green Bay, 0:14 left in the half.

Hanson does the inexcusable, the squib kick goes out of bounds? What the? Packers start at the 40! Jebus.

Will the Pack just run out the clock? Nope, Rogers rolls left, looks deep, and takes off! He slides at the 50, but doesn't get the TO called in time. That's about the only mistake, if you can even call it that, Rogers has made all game.

Packers 21, Lions 3, Lions fans want HEADS TO ROLL!

That's the 1st half, as the Lions' run off the field to a rousing chorus of boos and jeers.

For the Packers, Aaron Rogers (16-20-210-3 TD's) and Greg Jennings (5-107) have dominated so far.

The Lions have been nothing more than a heaping bowl of suck.