Solutions to the Tigers' bullpen issues

What would I like to do with the Detroit Tigers bullpen?

1. Just like the freaky little kid on The Twilight Zone episode, "It's a Good Life." I'd like to wish them away into the cornfield.

"You're a bad bullpen! A VERY BAD BULLPEN!"

2. Stick my foot up their ass, ala the master of the "foot in the ass," Red Foreman



3. "I'm Crushing their heads!" It might knock some control into them...



4. As I said last night... The bullpen? "I'd blow 'em up good! Blow 'em up real good!"



"May the Good Lord take a likin' to ya, and blow ya up real soon!"

Instead of taking the above advice, the Tigers called up Clay Rapada, and sent down Yorman Bazardo. Let's hope the Tigers' way works...