Big Baby eats a Wal-Mart, details at 11!

I saw the following Freep headline in my RSS feeder...

Meet Shaun Rogers at the Shelby Twp. Wal-Mart Tuesday

For some reason, the first thing that ran through my mind was... "Before he eats it."

"I"M HUNGRY!"

Hey, I couldn't help myself. Rogers has disappeared over the last 4 games. Why? He's fat, out of shape, and can't stay on the field for more than a few plays at a time. I'm just sayin'...