Stupidity is contagious

Being bored out of my mind due to the lack of football (Thanks to the God damn NFL and their God damn bye week before the God damn Super Bowl), I was surfing around the web. I hit the Oakland Press website, for the lack of anything better to read. After Drew Sharp's flip-flopping today, I wasn't sure if a columnist could match him in stupidity. Turns out I was wrong...

Pat Caputo regals us with the following deep, deep insight... (To save you 5 minutes of your life, I'll give you the cliff notes version of his column)

Michigan State basketball is really, really good.
Tom Izzo is really, really good.
Michigan basketball is really, really bad.
The Fab 5 were loved, then disgraced.
The Ed Martin scandal was really, really bad for Michigan basketball.
Michigan fans think football is king.
Southeast Michigan is Wolverines country.
Southeast Michigan is not Spartans country.
Thus, few in Southeast Michigan care about college basketball.
Caputo thinks that is really, really bad.

In other breaking news, the sky is blue, Shaun Rogers is fat, Rob Parker blows as a columnist, Matt Millen is a moron, the Oakland Press is a second class paper, and Pat Caputo is a hack.