Thursday, December 13, 2007

Mlive comment of the day

Today we step away from the loopy Mlive Lions fanatics, and check with the panicky Mlive Wolverines fans. We also have a 2 for 1 special!

In a pair of Michigan articles regarding the coaching search, Mliver sckonwin carpet bombs both comment threads with his interesting choice as to who should be the leading candidate to take over the Wolverines. He's sckonwin is so fired up, he's the first post in both threads...

STEVE MARIUCCI....... For GOD'S sake, why isn't Mooch being talked about? That would be the best result to this seemingly botched search.

And...

STEVE MARIUCCI is the best candidate for the job. I think he's holding off taking the UCLA job waiting for Bill Martin to call. Mooch would be just the thing for our young QB, not to mention he'll bring a FRESH new offensive scheme, which we sorely need!

Dude, all these comments are missing are logic, and more importantly, "FIRST POST!"

for that matter, "Mooch" and "fresh new offensive scheme" should never ever be used in the same sentence. Acceptable terms to use with Mooch's "offensive scheme" would be "stagnant," "boring," "shitty," "19th century," "dull," inspid" and "putrid."

Extra points would be awarded for adding "wet toast." Thanks for playing, sckonwin!

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