The Tigers reminisce about the Alan Trammell years...

Marcus Thames: Tram! You hear me? You still think Higginson is better than me? HIGGINSON? Do you? Huh? Who's laughing now? Not you and Gibson. Bwahaaaaaa!!!

Pudge Rodriguez: You know the prima donna stuff Trammell and Gibby fell for? I tried it with the Marlboro Man, and you know what he said? "Barry Bonds tried that shit with me...once." Then I had to wipe tobacco spittle off of my face.

Jeremy Bonderman: You ever hear of taking out your pitcher before he gets into trouble? Cigarette Smoking Man has...

Marcus Thames: HAAAAHAAAAAHAAAA!

Joel Zumaya: Trammell. Trammell? Didn't he play left field for the Yankees? He sucked.

Todd Jones: He's not gay, so we're cool. Hope he landed on his non-gay feet.

Dmitri Young: Don't tell anyone, but I'm on the lam. No, not LAMB! Lam!

Curtis Granderson: He was the manager when I was up for a cup of coffee? Of the Detroit Tigers? Last year? I thought Mr. Rodriguez ran things. I could have swore that Trammell was just the clubhouse guy. I wondered why he wore a jersey. Who knew?

Magglio Ordóñez: Trammell? He didn't bother me, I was just here for the cash. And to piss off Ozzie.

Justin Verlander: He was the manager when I was up for a cup of coffee? Of the Detroit Tigers? Last year? I thought that guy who kept calling himself "Da Meat Hook" and "Dmeat" ran things. I could have swore that Trammell was just the clubhouse guy. I wondered why he wore a jersey. Who knew?

Marcus Thames: BWAAAAAHAAAAHAAAAAHAAAA!

Brandon Inge: Trammell was the manager for the past 3 seasons? Of the Detroit Tigers? You sure? I thought Kirk Gibson ran things. I could have swore that Trammell was just the clubhouse guy. I wondered why he wore a jersey. Who knew?

Craig Monroe: I don't know anything about no belt! Oh, Trammell? He's OK. Except when he asked about the belt.

Plácido Polanco: Trammell was the manager? Of the Detroit Tigers? Last year? You sure? When I was traded here, Dave Dombrowski told me that he ran things. I could have swore that Trammell was just the clubhouse guy. I wondered why he wore a jersey. Who knew?

Nate Robertson: What Bondy said. Like some gum?

Kenny Rogers: Trammell? Was he a cameraman? If he wasn't carrying a camera, I wasn't paying attention.

Jamie Walker: As long as there are cold Buds in the clubhouse after the game, for all I care, the ghost of Mike Ilitch could be the manager. He's not dead? My bad. But between you and me, I thought Lance Parrish ran things. Now lets go pound a couple of cold ones...

Marcus Thames: TRAM! TRAM! You listening? You know what? I'm batting 3rd! I have an OPS of 1.032! I'm slugging .655! I have a question for you. What's Higginson hitting? On strippers! That's funny stuff. Really. Ha! HAAA! BWAHAAAA!