Thursday, June 22, 2006

FIRE BRUCE ARENA! FIRE BRUCE ARENA!

I hear Arena is a coach of some renown in some obscure sport. Still, I think that Bruce Arena should be given the ziggy. ASAP! Why? Uhhh...Hmmm...Um...Because?

Honestly, I have several reasons. Let me go in depth...

  • I'm told by reliable sources that the USA was eliminated from the World Cup.
  • Those reliable sources tell me the USA only scored 2 goals in 3 games.
  • The US soccer media, all 10 of them, says the above is all Arena's fault.
  • We're the USA, and we're not supposed to lose at anything.
  • It's easier to fire the coach than replace the players. Even soccer players...
  • It'll give the Worldwide Leader one less subject to run into the ground.
  • Because I can jump on a firing bandwagon just as quickly as a Millen era Lions fan.
FIRE MILLEN ARENA! I guess...

2 comments:

  1. Once again a U.S. sports team chokes. Unfortunately there were a few bad calls, especially the penalty kick. I really enjoy reading your blog. It is extremely entertaining. I am adding you to my blogroll. And, I would really appreciate it if you would add me to yours.

    Charlie B.
    MyFantasyBall Blog
    http://blog.myfantasyball.com

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  2. actually usa scorred only 1 goal against ghana, other goal being self-goal by italians, maybe usa shouldn't even participate in world cup until it's called football not soccer, and re-name "football" an american version of rugby

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