Don Rickles? Triumph the Insult Comic Dog? They have nothing on this guy

In the comments to my last post, someone felt the need to anonymously insult me with this masterful piece of punditry...

Don't be such a baby

Ouch!

Wow...Talk about an attack upon my person! I bet that took some major creative thought on their part, and destroyed millions of brain cells that they couldn't afford to lose in the process. I hope it was worth such a sacrifice!

I discovered some of the other insults they considered using, before settling upon, "Don't be such a baby."

I know you are, but so am I.

Loser says what?

I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you.

You suck!

Eat me!

You blow!

Your momma!

Nyahh, nyahh, nyahh, nyahh!

You're a big meanie!

You so stoopid!

Neeeeerrrrd!

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries! (OK, no way they'd actually think of that, but it's one of my favorite Monty Python lines and I had to throw it in...)

Pitcher's got a rubber arm!

NOONAN!

Your mother wears army boots!

My dad can beat up your dad!

You're a doodie head!

I'm telling mom on you! (The culprit might be one of my sisters, you never know...)

You liked Jar-Jar-Binks!

You throw like (pick one) Vince Young / Uncle Rico / a girl!

Anyway, I'll try not be such a baby in the future. One piece of advice...I hope you're wearing a helmet while surfing the web, as I wouldn't want to see you hurt yourself. Thanks for reading TWFE!