Marinelli, Haslett, and Grimm, oh my!

Word has been slowly leaking out that we'll know who the next Lions coach to never have another job in the NFL head coach will be very soon. The 3 suspects look to be Rod Marinelli, Jim Haslett, and Russ Grimm.

Let's look at their qualifications.

Marinelli - Never been a head coach or coordinator. At any level...

Haslett - Retread that led the Saints nowhere and thought Aaron Brooks was the solution at QB.

Russ Grimm - Never been a head coach or coordinator. At any level... Looks exactly like Matt Millen.

Color me less than enthused. Excuse me while I go burn my Barry Sanders jersey.