Mlive comment of the day

As life slowly returns to normal at TWFE HQ after the holidays, there's no better way to slide back into routine than to check out the loopy Mlive commenters.

The Killer ran a column stating that the Packers current head coach, Mike McCarthy, was in line to become the Lions' offensive coordinator going into what turned out to be Mooch's final season. Mooch didn't take kindly to the idea of hiring someone who would make big changes in his "wet toast" offense, so he hired the bland Ted Tollner behind Millen's back instead.

It was an interesting piece about the Lions' never-ending front office turmoil. But fandetsports would rather think positively than think rationally. A little too positively methinks, as he seems to believe the Lions need just one player, a player known as the DIFFERENCE MAKER...

ONWORD AND UPWORD GO LIONSSSSSSSSSSS WERE WHERE WE ARE, WE HAFT TO GO FROM HERE, LETS GET IT RIGHT THIS TIME. Mr Ford all we need is the DIFFERENCE MAKER.

The LIONSSSSSSSSSSS "haft" to find the DIFFERENCE MAKER? I thought that was Joey Harring...Uh, I mean Charles Roge...Umm, wasn't that Mike William...Wait, it's Calvin Johnson, right? RIGHT? Damn.

Unfortunately for fandetsports, Mr Ford wouldn't recognize a supposed difference maker if that person had "I'M THE DIFFERENCE MAKER" stamped on his forehead. I think we all agree that's also true for the functionally retarded buffoon running the Lions front office.

"Onword and upword" indeed...