Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Other penalty calls I'd like to hear

I'm sure you've all heard the "He's giving him the business" penalty call from this past Saturday's Maryland - NC State game. For the 1 or 2 of you that have been living under a rock, here's the most excellent call by ACC Official, and the favorite ref of football fans everywhere, Ron Cherry.

Thing is, there is so much more you could do with calling penalties. If refs had the leeway to call more than just holding, offsides, and the like, imagine the fun that could be had...

"15 yard Personal foul, 69, offense..."

He was giving him the what for!

He was giving him the stink eye!

He was giving him the bird!

He was giving him the the Heimlich!

He was giving him the heebie jeebies!

He was giving him some shit!

He was giving him the love!

He was giving him the chills!

He was giving him the kiss o' death!

He was giving him the silent treatment!

He was being a prick!

He was being a stick in the mud!

He was being a dick!

He was mindfucking him!

He was claiming the mission accomplished!

He was failing miserably!

For not showing me the proper respect!

For not saying he was sorry!

For being an arrogant ass!

For being a Detroit Lion!

For being a brown nose!

He double dog dared me to!

Because he had it comin'!

On general principle!

I don't meed no stinkin' reason, or no stinkin' badges!

Just because!

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