The Matt Millen drinking game
In the spirit of yesterday's post, "The Rod Allen Drinking Game," I give you my own creation, "The Matt Millen Drinking Game." As Millen isn't exactly what you would call a deep thinker, I thought the rules should be kept much simpler...
1. Guzzle your drink every time Matt Millen speaks.
2. Whenever Millen says that he's not going anywhere till he turns the Lions around, beat yourself over the head with your empty bottle until you reach the sweet state of unconsciousness.
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I can only imagine you've been passed out all day and giving off fumes, in lieu of the news that Millen was added to the NFL's Competition Committee.
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