I read the columnists so you don't have to

Today the Little Fella goes into uncharted territory. What territory might that be? Jerome Bettis' parents. He's the gist of it...

Bettis Bettis Bettis Bettis Bettis Bettis Bettis Bettis Bettis Bettis Bettis. A story the local and national media have already covered. Bettis Bettis Bettis Bettis Bettis Bettis Bettis Bettis Bettis Bettis Bettis Bettis. Another story the zombies media-at-large have shoved down our throats. Bettis Bettis Bettis Bettis Bettis Bettis Bettis Bettis Bettis Bettis Bettis Bettis. Another angle of a story that the sheep media have written and broadcast to our distraction. Bettis Bettis Bettis Bettis Bettis Bettis Bettis Bettis Bettis Bettis Bettis Bettis. One more story the lemmings local, national, and even international media have already discussed in every concievable detail. BETTIS!

Feel free to do something productive with the time I just saved you...